CLEANER CLUB MYSTERY BOX

Let's Talk About Your Glass

The Cleaner Club Mystery Box is a box of cleaning supplies for pieces that have been "about to get cleaned" for several weeks now. Every tier includes at least one cleaner. The rest is accessories that make the job less miserable.

Nobody enjoys cleaning glass, and nobody enjoys a dirty hit either, so pick your misery. This box makes the first one quicker and gives the second one fewer chances to happen.

Membership Has Levels

Good is two or more items, Better is four or more, and Best is five or more from a higher-quality mix. Every tier includes at least one cleaner, so nobody leaves the club empty-handed.

Resin Waits for No One

Resin builds up every time you use a piece, and it never cleans itself, no matter how long you stare at it. The longer you wait, the harder the job gets, which is the exact opposite of how problems are supposed to work. Start small and stay ahead of it.

Clean Glass, Clear Conscience

A clean piece looks better and is easier to pass around without apologizing first. Pick your tier, join the club and scrub away the evidence before your next guest notices the color of your water.

Choose Your Tier

Good: 2+ items, including at least 1 cleaner. May include: cleaning supplies, cleaning accessories and more.

Better: 4+ items, including at least 1 cleaner. May include: glass cleaners, silicone cleaning plugs, pipe cleaners, cleaning brushes and more.

Best: 5+ items, including at least 1 cleaner, from a higher-quality mix. May include: glass cleaners, silicone cleaning plugs, pipe cleaners, cleaning brushes and more.

Contents and brands vary by box.