{"product_id":"valiant-fully-wrapped-striped-bowl-14mm-assorted-colors","title":"DHC Fully Wrapped Striped Bowl - 14mm | Assorted Colors","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDHC Fully Wrapped Striped Bowl - 14mm | Assorted Colors\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DHC Fully Wrapped Striped Bowl is a majestic, mighty, and downright sensational addition to your arsenal of, ahem, relaxation tools. It's a bowl, folks, but not just any bowl - it's a statement piece, a conversation starter, a beacon of sophistication in a sea of, well, less sophistication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Stripes: A Rebellion Against the Mundane\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese aren't just any stripes, my friends. No, no. These are stripes with a purpose. They're a defiant middle finger to the beige walls of conformity, a bold declaration that you, the user, will not be ignored. They're a splash of color in a world of drabness, a battle cry against the forces of boredom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFully Wrapped: Because Who Needs a Mess?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then, of course, there's the wrapping. Oh, the wrapping. It's like a warm hug for your glass, a cozy little blanket that says, \"Don't worry, I've got you covered.\" And, trust me, you want to be covered. You want to be protected from the ravages of, you know, dropping things. Because, let's face it, we've all been there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e14mm: The Sweet Spot\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then, there's the size. Ah, the glorious 14mm. It's like the Goldilocks of joint sizes - not too big, not too small, but just right. It's the perfect compromise between, you know, not working at all and working too well. It's the sweet spot, folks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, what are you waiting for? Choose your color, and get ready to experience the thrill of, well, not experiencing the thrill of a boring, non-functional bowl. The DHC Fully Wrapped Striped Bowl - 14mm is waiting for you. Go ahead, treat yourself. Your... sessions will thank you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Daily High Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42191506178128,"sku":"AC-2675","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/7290\/files\/bl-174_AC-2675.webp?v=1775088586","url":"https:\/\/dailyhighclub.com\/products\/valiant-fully-wrapped-striped-bowl-14mm-assorted-colors","provider":"Daily High Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}