{"product_id":"valiant-color-ufo-perc-beaker-bong-8-5-in","title":"DHC Color UFO Perc Beaker Bong - 8.5 in.","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDHC Color UFO Perc Beaker Bong - 8.5 in.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe Cosmic Conundrum: A Bong That Defies Gravity and Sanity\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DHC Color UFO Perc Beaker Bong is a majestic monument to the human desire for...well, let's just say, \"experiencing\" life. This isn't just a piece of glass; it's a declaration of independence from the mundane, a beacon calling out to those who dare to be different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eA Form That Defies Function (But Still Works Great)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEight and a half inches of meticulously blown glass, a beaker base that screams stability and predictability, yet an UFO percolator that whispers sweet nothings of diffusion and filtration. It's like a party in your hands, and everyone's invited – except for the boring bits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eColor Choices: Because Who Needs Subtlety, Anyway?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're not just apes decorating caves; we're connoisseurs of color! Choose from JADE PINK, BLACK, TEAL, or YELLOW. Each DHC Color UFO Perc Beaker Bong is a vibrant splash of...well, awesomeness. Pick the color that matches your mood, your personality, or just pick one because, why not?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDurable Design for the Modern... Enthusiast\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't a delicate flower; it's a sturdy 8.5-inch beaker built for regular interaction. The percolator isn't just for show; it's integrated into a robust glass structure that's as functional as it is beautiful. It's a tool, a statement piece, and a conversation starter all rolled into one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Ready to experience smoother hits and a splash of color? Select your preferred shade – JADE PINK, BLACK, TEAL, or YELLOW – and add this 8.5-inch DHC UFO Perc Beaker Bong to your collection. Your sanity (and your senses) will thank you!**\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Daily High Club","offers":[{"title":"Jade Pink","offer_id":42103040868432,"sku":"BT-2657-JPk","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua","offer_id":42103040901200,"sku":"BT-2657-Aq","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Milky Blue","offer_id":42103040933968,"sku":"BT-2657-MB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":42103040966736,"sku":"BT-2657-W","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":42103040999504,"sku":"BT-2657-Blk","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/7290\/files\/BT-2657-BLK_RL2341-Black.webp?v=1775678933","url":"https:\/\/dailyhighclub.com\/products\/valiant-color-ufo-perc-beaker-bong-8-5-in","provider":"Daily High Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}